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THE GREATEST NFL ROSTER EVER

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Dr. Spaceman

Why are there no Sumo wrestlers in the NFL? Because they are fat and slow and one-dimensional and would waste ...

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THE 2012 PIRATES – DEFECATING ALL OVER ABNER DOUBLEDAY

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Sgt. Max A. Flexpants

The Pittsburgh Pirates offensive futility this season has been absolutely stunning, and no one knows about it more than their ...

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NCAA – CELEBRATING 100 YEARS OF THE STUDENT ATHLETE

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Dr. Spaceman

There are over 360,000 NCAA Student Athletes. And just about all of them will be going pro in something other ...

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SO…UHH…THIS HAPPENED TO ME AT A PIRATES GAME ONCE

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Dr. Spaceman

Well it’s baseball season but since I don’t give a shit about a sport that revolves around payroll discrepancies (you’re ...

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ESPN CAUSES FACE CANCER

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Dr. Spaceman

I’ve been watching a lot of the NHL Network lately—and I have to say that it is freaking fantastic. (I ...