Christmas is the time of year when you can express your love for your husband by getting him what he really wants.
Time alone.
But since you refuse to grant him that for even ONE DAMN MINUTE here are some Pittsburgh Steelers gifts, gear, and other merchandise for him that he might like to show off his team pride and team spirit. Happy Shopping for your favorite Steelers fan!
Steelers Gifts for Him
Steelers NFL Custom Jersey
The perfect gift? Get your husband’s name put on the back of an officially licensed Steeler jersey. This way you can easily spot him out in the crowd on game day when every other sports fan has an official Steeler jersey on. Or church on Sunday where everyone has a Big Ben, T.J. Watt, or Najee Harris jersey on.
Steelers Bean Bag Chair
There is something special about seeing your probably overweight husband sitting on a piece of furniture that mostly resembles himself. Where does the chair end and your lard-ass husband begin? Can’t be sure.
Steelers Desk Calendar
Here’s another fantastic purchase. If your husband is totally devoid of all things electronic, like a cell phone, computer, or watch, then this calendar is perfect! Also, you can mark important dates for him so he doesn’t forget, like your kid’s birthday, the birthday of his favorite player, or the anniversary of the immaculate reception.
Steelers Golf Bag
Nothing says Pittsburgh Steelers football like golf. Shop for your favorite golf item and select something nice for him.
Steelers Earring
Does your husband have his ear pierced? Try to man him up by giving him this Steeler earring and then stabbing him with it in the chest because HE HAS HIS EAR PIERCED. But hey, it’s a good accessory to get ready for the season and honor his fandom.
Steeler Christmas Ornament
Christmas is a time to give thanks for the Steelers and the joy they bring to Steeler nation and the torment they bring to Cleveland. This Steelers ornament allows him to honor his favorite team along with Jesus.
Roethlisberger Red QB Practice Jersey
This gift will allow your husband to be unique! Why wear black and gold like all of the other cliché Steeler fans when you can wear red?! Sure it greatly increases the chances of getting beer thrown on him when he is at Heinz field, especially when the Steelers are playing the Redskins or Texans, but hey FREE BEER!
Steelers Spa Set with Gift Bag
What’s that? Your husband loves the Steelers and pampering himself? Now he can exfoliate like a true Steeler fan who also MAYBE married you to prove once and for all to his father that he isn’t gay. How can he be gay if he is using Steeler Natural Brown Sugar Scrub, and an 8-oz bottle of Steeler Goat’s Milk and Steeler Honey Lotion? Steelers are so the opposite of gay! All of your friends are wrong about him and this will prove it (to yourself).
So there you have it, ladies! A comprehensive selection of the best holiday gifts you can buy your husband if he’s a Steelers fan. You’re welcome. Now go forth and get your shopping done with confidence, knowing that you’ve got this holiday season in the bag. Happy Shopping!
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