Christmas is the time of year where you can express your love for your husband by getting him what he really wants. Time alone. But since you refuse to grant him that for even ONE DAMN MINUTE here are some Steeler gifts he might like.
Steelers NFL Custom Jersey
Get your husband’s name put on the back of a Steeler jersey. This way you can easily spot him out in the crowd at the game on Sunday where everyone has a Steeler jersey on. Or church on Sunday where everyone has a Steeler jersey on. _________________________________________________________________________
Steelers Bean Bag Chair
There is something special about seeing your probably overweight husband sitting on a piece of furniture that mostly resembles himself. Where does the chair end and your lard ass husband begin? Can’t be sure. ________________________________________________________________________
Steelers Wall Calendar
If your husband is totally devoid of all things electronic, like a cell phone, computer or watch then this is perfect! Also, you can mark important dates for him so he doesn’t forget, like your kid’s birthday or the anniversary of the immaculate reception. ________________________________________________________________________
Steelers Golf Balls
Nothing says Pittsburgh Steelers football like golf. ________________________________________________________________________
Does your husband have his ear pierced? Try to man him up by giving him this Steeler earring and then stabbing him with it in the chest because HE HAS HIS EAR PIERCED. ________________________________________________________________________
Steeler Christmas Ornament
Christmas is a time to give thanks for the Steelers and the joy they bring to Steeler nation and the torment they bring to Cleveland. ________________________________________________________________________
Roethlisberger Red QB Practice Jersey
this gift will allow your husband to be unique! Why wear black and gold like all of the other cliché Steeler fans when you can wear red?! Sure it greatly increases the chances of getting beer thrown on him when he is at Heinz field, especially when the Steelers are playing the Redskins or Texans, but hey FREE BEER! ________________________________________________________________________
Steelers Spa Set with Gift Bag
What’s that? Your husband loves the Steelers and pampering himself? Now he can exfoliate like a true Steeler fan who also MAYBE married you to prove once and for all to his father that he isn’t gay. How can he be gay if he is using Steeler Natural Brown Sugar Scrub, and an 8-oz bottle of Steeler Goat’s Milk and Steeler Honey Lotion? Steelers are so the opposite of gay! All of your friends are wrong about him and this will prove it (to yourself).
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