Pittsburgh Sports

Pittsburgh Sports

CUZ PITTSBURGH IS COLD AS BALLS

BY
Dr. Spaceman

At my old job we used to have cake for everything.  Birthdays, engagements, holidays.  It was just like that Seinfeld ...

Geno Malkin
Pittsburgh Sports

A Message from Geno

BY
Dr. Spaceman

Hello Pittsburgh ladies!  You know me.  I am Geno.  I want to say few things that bother me lately.  Sid ...

Casper, But My Friends Call Me Whitey
Pittsburgh Sports

OVER-WHITED

BY
Dr. Spaceman

SmorgasBurgh is here to whiten up your Black Friday.  We’ve come to our own conclusion that white Pittsburgh sports fans ...

Sidney Crosby Returns
Pittsburgh Sports

SID IS BACK!

BY
Dr. Spaceman

Holy Shit!  We here at SmorgasBurgh rarely get the chance to break big news (because, (a) we’re relatively new at ...

Pittsburgh Sports

Neil Walker Injecting New Energy in the Pirates

BY
John Coctostan

To this day, Tom Walker still feels a great sense of pride when he sees his son, Neil, the star ...