There are over 360,000 NCAA Student Athletes.
And just about all of them will be going pro in something other than sports.
Over the last 100 years the NCAA has helped millions of student athletes find their powers outside the field, court and rink.
Take 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell– student athlete at Arkansas.
Jessica was a star Volleyball player for the Razorbacks.
She majored in finance and marketing.
Then this NCAA student athlete turned pro at fucking old married guys like Razorbacks football coach Bobby Petrino.
She taught him cool new things like how viagra acts faster when used as a suppository and how to delay ejaculation during anal with someone 30 years younger than your wife by reciting the Arkansas fight song backwards.
Then she taught him how to text with his left hand while riding his motorcycle so he wouldn’t have to take his hand off the accelerator.
But maybe that last one wasn’t such a good idea.
The NCAA. Making us all proud of student athletes…for over 100 years.
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