Why are there no Sumo wrestlers in the NFL? Because they are fat and slow and one-dimensional and would waste a valuable roster spot that someone more athletic and versatile could be occupying. But WHAT IF there were no roster limitations? What if instead of 46, you could dress like 146 players on game day? Well, now…THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.
As we eagerly anticipate the NFL Draft, I’ll answer that age old question—how can we load up an NFL roster with FREAKS to make the best team ever? Only 2 rules: (1) No limit to roster size, salary cap or the number of players that can dress on game day. (2) All other current NFL rules are still in effect. (So you can’t just load up on midgets to throw over the line into the endzone on 1st and goal because it is illegal to pick up another player and throw him.)
This is how I would build my team.